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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Coco eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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