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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Millie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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