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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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