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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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