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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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