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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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