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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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