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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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