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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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