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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Alfie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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