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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pennywise eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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