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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Smeagol eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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