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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Smeagol eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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