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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖
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