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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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