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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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