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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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