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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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