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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Trotsky eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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