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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Picard eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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