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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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