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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bob eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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