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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ginger eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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