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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dixie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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