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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pepper eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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