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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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