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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rocky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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