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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯
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