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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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