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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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