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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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