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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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