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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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