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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rufus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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