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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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