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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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