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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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