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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rosie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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