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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Alfie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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