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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bella eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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