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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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