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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Trotsky eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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