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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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