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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Sparky eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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