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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rufus eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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