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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Thor eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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