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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Snort eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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