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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Simba eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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