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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Buddy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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