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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Voldemort eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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