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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Kirk eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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